DrWeevilJammer

My bootstraps broke when I pulled them harder.

Turns out the local company that made bootstraps for 125 years was bought out by a hedge fund, which promptly fired all of the workers and subcontracted manufacturing to a company in Sri Lanka who could make them much cheaper by using inferior materials and by paying the Sri Lankan workers in 6 months what a fired local worker made in a day.

Ironically, the hedge fund CEO with the MBA he received as a legacy admission to Cornell only wears slippers because fuck you, I’m the boss.

Canadian confirmed, eh.

Ah, the rarely seen “narpyarp”

Borgbackup to Borgbase

Don’t worry about Phoenx - they’re always blue

Which probably lifted it from the 1992 movie “Army of Darkness”, starring Bruce Campbell:

Ash: Alright you primitive screw heads, listen up. You see this?

This…is my boomstick! It’s a twelve-gauge double barrel Remington. S-Mart’s top of line. You can find this in the sporting goods department.

That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids,Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt steel barrel, and hair trigger. Shop smart, shop S-Mart.

They put it on that Microsoft site called GitHub - Linus is gonna be so pissed!

The easiest way to make an ignorant person feel special is to identify an “other” for the ignorant person to look down on/blame for their problems.

1. Manufacture a scapegoat
2. Charismatic speaker blames the scapegoat
3. Get power/money

Oldest trick in the oldest of books.