

Yeah! I want to wear dork goggles away from my TV!


Yeah! I want to wear dork goggles away from my TV!


I used to use bookmarks (at home). Now I just keep tabs open.


Wait, that’s what I do too.


Huh. Assuming this is the whole truth, it sounds completely reasonable.


Interesting that first part… Respectfully, no one is entitled to sales on any platform. As a consumer, I’ve tried other launchers and stores. I hate them all. I choose to only use Steam (for the time being). It’s simply choosing the superior option, but it is an option. I can’t say the same for my internet, energy, or cable companies…


Remind me again which game developer had to release their game on Steam? Or which publisher had no choice but to market on the platform? And are you the sole user forced to use Steam, or was that someone else…?


Asshole. Children will die because of this willful ignorance. Fuck him, and fuck anyone that politicizes health measures.


Woke Muslim gay black trans liberal Mexicans.


As a kid, I saw an old movie with one of these in action. A dude and a lady were victims about to be eaten with the soup, and had to move around in it swishing the liquid and tipping the pot. Good stuff…


I’m irritated by these half-measures. Just bathe in the hot water heater!
I tried dialing 800-OYSTER, but since it’s only 6 digits, no call was initiated. Guess I’m stuck with these 227 liters of water…


I would watch this screen version of The Brave Little Toaster 2.
Don’t you mean “þat’s literally how you use þat”?


Or when he was friends with Jeffrey Epstein. Or when he raped his wife. Or when he said he doesn’t wait, he just “grabs them by the pussy”. Or when he was credibly-accused of barging in on multiple teenage dressing rooms, enough that they had to warn the contestants…


Just having a roll of paper towels is a powerful totem. Keep it within 100 yards of your fridge!


No, it’s pronounced “soft”, like Zsa Zsa Gabor.
THANK YOU. But the government still refuses to pay for a herald for me…


I haven’t either! Because I won’t willingly install a rootkit on my computer or play a game that requires malware…


Your spelling and grammar are so ✨creative!✨
I think for me, personally, I bookmark sites I need to access regularly. As in, daily. At home, I don’t really visit the same sites. Or at least, it’s more infrequent, and fewer ones. So I just leave open a tab for Lemmy, Metacritic, HotLocalDwarfMilfs, Wikipedia, Spotify, etc. Even if my computer is restarted, Firefox saves them!