My wife has the unique ability to always want my attention during cutscenes.

Lyle isn’t the most handsome guy, but his music is great

Rachel Brosnahan is the best Lois

Yeah, I really do think

Should have gone dressed as Ronald McDonald or a healthcare CEO

“I made my family disappear.” 😈

Watch it under the covers

Always has been

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The Matrix was built to resemble the late 90s-00, “the pinnacle of civilization”

I once did a BOGO footlong deal at Subway and ate both. It still haunts me.

There’s all kinds of amazing heists in modern history. Sadly, most end with them getting caught because they were stupid

When Elon dies, dozens of children will lose their father, but not a parent.

Less biased too

They’ll outsource to India and there will be no one in the US capable of competing

And literally 99% of their userbase will stay on Windows.

“Fifty First Reboots” starring Adam Sandler

Uoohh, uoohh

My company has this horrid fascination with the CEO, almost like a cult.

He looks like Bon Jovi