Recall is also the plural term for a group of Cybertrucks.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it, or maybe I do but can’t admit it.

How are they not getting the book thrown at them by Microsoft?

The dog is sniffing them for explosive residue.

I still like to call it Twitter in the extraordinarily unlikely event that Elon sees this post and gets triggered over it.

To be fair, it isn’t a terrible idea to merge entities that have the same name, regardless of context or consequence.

Georgia: Georgia (country), Georgia (US State), and South Georgia (the UK overseas island territory)

Washington: Washington State and Washington DC

Carolina: North and South Carolina

Dakota: North and South Dakota

Virginia: Virginia and West Virginia

For funsies let’s do it with companies as well

Delta Airlines and Delta Faucet (the plumbing supplies company)

Dominos Pizza and Domino Sugar

United Airlines and United Van Lines

X (Twitter) and X.org, provided that X.org takes full ownership away from Elon

Just mash them all together!

Here I present a little something I call a Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V

I wonder if anyone rich enough has decided on undertaking the quest to get and hold as many citizenships as possible.

There’d probably be difficulty though getting simultaneous citizenships for North Korea / South Korea citizenship, Russia / Ukraine, or Republic of China / People’s Republic of China.

Durov – who has citizenship in France as well as Russia, the United Arab Emirates, and the Caribbean archipelago of St. Kitts and Nevis

How can someone have four simultaneous citizenships?

Is it money? Gotta be money.

Line go up 💹

Appliances are super expensive. It doesn’t help that so many of them have planned obsolescence built in so they fail just after their warranty period.

One little thing I learned is that upper “tier” appliances that cost more share many of the same components as cheaper models. The fancy clothes washing machine might have a color touchscreen but the motors and control boards are the same, so you could save a lot of money by just getting the cheaper model with buttons rather than one that is capable of running Skyrim.

A good way to check is to look for maintenance manuals for these appliances. If you see parts lists that are shared between the more expensive and cheaper models, you’re better off going with the cheaper one.

Bronze cut cavatappi is the superior macaroni.

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

I once got an email from an executive C-level who mentioned adding value at least four times in a single paragraph.

Annoying as hell because the email hardly contained anything of substance.

Bye Snapchat.

Complex analysis be like

Is this what I should do when I am about to Cosine a lease?

It’s not just a kernel, it’s a lifestyle.

Another of Elon Musk’s kids?