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Congratulations this is the best (worst) one yet
Congratulations this is the best (worst) one yet
I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen
“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub
Cock-and-ball sink
Depression jokes are OUT.
Hyperbolic overconfidence jokes are IN.
Sadness CANNOT overtake you anymore. You are simply TOO POWERFUL and TOO SEXY.
Hey guys I found one
I appreciate the lore that C&H characters are apparently assigned their shirt colors at birth. Fascinating stuff.
The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping
Fair enough! My compliments on your character’s backstory - that sounds fun!
Also, I would think that a second big bang would be morally neutral on a universal scale, but that’s not much comfort for the people currently existing…
You may know about the Bessemer process, but how would your character discover this process? Unless your character is an accomplished blacksmith or engineer, I’d call metagaming.
… I know that’s a bit of a buzzkill, but that’s where my mind goes.
Perhaps the only good thing about living in Arizona is that I don’t have to deal with daylight savings time. We have too much daylight here as it is
Damn, I do not miss 2011
When I start taking screenshots waaaay too often, that’s when I know I’m really engrossed in it.
I do this especially often with EU4, like whenever I’m in a gigantic war, or when I’ve just taken some land and my borders are looking real sexy
Y’know I’m a patriot and all, but I wish we didn’t spend so much of our national budget on the Meme Force. Let’s stop shipping our memes overseas and start meming in our local communities
Frog on the floor.
Where’d he come from?
Nobody knows
where he’ll go.
Drop out of school
Change name
Move to another country
Episode 10 of the podcast Let’s Learn Everything! starts with a discussion of this incident and the ways that epidemiologists have studied it to draw real-world parallels.
It’s a great comedy/science podcast; I strongly recommended it.
As an adult, I finally understand why she was so pissed every time I forgot
Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol