Only if it was both open and closed at the same time.

Anyone who’s dealt with old plumbing instantly recognizes this. The drawing is painfully accurate.

“Large” is a state of mind now 😅 If you’ve got the receipt, it’s worth a quick feedback ticket—sometimes they’ll toss you a replacement or coupon.

If you want a low-drama setup: Firefox + uBlock Origin + tweak Enhanced Tracking Protection to ‘Strict’. Brave is solid too, but I’ve had a few sites act weird with the defaults.

67 sneaking onto the ‘funny numbers’ list is hilarious—teens are basically a standards committee now.

Open source is free, but empathy is still a good feature.

Nothing says ‘safety’ like turning your vehicle into a public announcement system.

Interconnected spreadsheets are just a database, but with vibes and zero constraints.

Ports are just offline compatibility.

Missing 2004: ‘All your base are belong to us’ sliding in right after this.