This description just turned me on.

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

Is that where we get horny goat weed?

If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.

My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.

She had access to creams, ointments and fragrances and good sleep. She also kept ugly ass lady servants to keep the contrast in her favor.

Clev-AH

Praise be to Urkle!

I just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.

The first bottle, IIRC.

And even faster if you pour it into a glass like a decent human versus drinking straight from the bottle like my mom would say, “a goddam animal like your father”.

It tastes like the other bottles. They’re identical.

Anything more the an index finger and a thumb is for beginners.

Yeah but that attitude now makes them seem leas delicious and that’s not fair.

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and/or Time Bandits.

Oh come on. You know.

Looks like the artist is actually closer to those three points.

Not suitable for Lemmy?

Oh shit!

She keeps that copy near the toilet so that she has a light read on hand for those post-Taco Bell sweat inducing shits.