He thought Trump would be more understanding about old men buying hot foreign wives.

Every other ad I see is for Jordan Peterson’s weird little propaganda university. I think it’s different from Praeger U, but I don’t watch long enough to know. People are signing up to pay their hard earned, vanishingly valuable dollars to watch right wing propaganda videos. They hunger for it.

Does this mean UPS is going to stop sending me demand letters for extra money on a thing I already bought, paid for and received?

I keep wondering if they’ll escalate, but I’m refusing on principle.

Teddy Ruxpin did nothing wrong.

I only ever hear “and bless the hands that prepared it.” So… that’s an interesting image.

The texture thing is either from being frozen/thawed too many times or a genetic issue with chickens bred to grow too fast, leading to striated meat.

Your tumors aren’t made of lava?

Someone told me they are full of copper, cocaine and jellybeans 🤷‍♀️

Fucking PG&E. After they started 17 fires in Northern California in 2017 and had to pay few bucks and fix a few things, they got super salty and started shutting off all power during red flag days. The longest one was 15 days.

Around here it’s horse blankets. Apparently the combo of hair and grease starts dryer fires. “No Horse Blankets! 😡”

Blame it on the rain, yeah… yeah…

Garron Noone wrote a song about it. Blame the English cunts.

https://youtube.com/shorts/eclsjhfXX1c?is=Ft-qNKubID9dJDel

Thank you 😊

I did! Thank you!

I let this thistle grow every year and dead head it carefully before the blooms go to seed so the bees can enjoy it but I don’t get an entire yard full of Italian thistle.

But then wouldn’t it be “onest”?

Whence/whenst, once/onest

But I would pronounce that o-nest, so six of one, half dozen of the other I suppose.

It’s a regional way of saying “once.” As in, “oncet I finish this, I’ll start on that.” The spelling is a crime though.

This reminded me of how I read the Grapes of a Wrath in its entirety before learning that it’s ja-LOP-ee, not JA-la-pee. Also, “oncet” is not On-set, it’s wunst.

And he does it with DANCE

https://youtu.be/oc0Tg9Qi7_U

Pecans are life