The hell is wrong with you. This is precisely the type of thing internet arguments we’re designed for. Al Gore didn’t die creating the internet for you to backdown on an opportunity to heatedly engage in passionate yet irrelevant discourse ending in demeaning explicit insults of some stranger.

Pervalert?

This is just a porcupine that got into a stash of energy drinks.

Preferable to the crap they put in coffee creamer.

He shouldn’t give up. Probably took mozes a few tries. History books often skip over those kind of details.

Honestly that game looks pretty fun, especially as a two player game. Just keep it after you beat it and play it with someone else. Or play it again at varying levels of inebriation.

Half eaten used Tampon is a statistical favorite.

Alright, I’ll bite. What’s going on with all these graphics with people with some sort of colorful grid pattern behind them lately?

That’s not enough. Don’t use Meta.

Suspect if they looked at subset of adults with families it would be even higher.

Did you like it right from the get go or did it take a few episodes? I couldn’t get into it at all from the first episode and gave up.

Why not just make a ton of money AND spend it?

Oh that’s a slippery slope. Join us at /c/coffee@lemmy.world

To see how you too can throw away a ton of money trying to brew great coffee and never making it to millionaire status because of it.

Up to 55%. As a pessimist I’d say that it’s almost no times.

Been awhile since you’ve had a kitty?

Careful man, with thinking like this you are about to get recruited to upper management at an evil mega-tech corporation.

I’m increasingly comfortable being in n the almost nobody category. You should be too, after all almost nobody uses Lemmy.

Wow, good thing this company has a squeaky clean reputation otherwise or this might tarnish their reputation.

Corkboard shields?

Seems like a shitpost to me.