I loved ‘a boy named Sue’ but it was ‘the Man comes around’ that sold me. Heard it first during the OP of “Day of the Dead” remake, and there is no other song that comes close to fitting with this opening

True. Went to a farmers market and bought a bunch cuz they were cheap. Stupid ass me decided to eat then and there. Thirty minutes later I was blowing red lights to try to reach a safe place to drop der UberDeuce. I swore that the toilet was screaming at me for a week after that

The only virus out here is the worms squirming around Elmo’s fat head. Treat your daughter like shiat, she’ll hate you for it. Don’t blame the world. Blame the image in the mirror

Take the corn OFF the cob next time dumbass

In the Lazurus pit, where else?

Keith Richards better watch his back cuz that strigoi is cumming for his liver, just you wait

Ahhh, you watched the Red Dwarf episode “Better than Life”

The ultimate translator. Being able to read and send data to a human brain directly bypassing external sensory organs… The creation of a Neural/cyber interface will be a double edged sword. While it means that a lot of data can be input directly into the brain, it will also mean data (memories) (possibly) can be read and/or manipulated… Nobel and Oppenheimer would have nothing on those who could pull this off.

Good god, when I saw the ‘crack’ I thought she broke her fraking neck

This is going the looong way around… when a proper functioning brain-cyber interface comes about, look out.

(Pelican.gif) Eye see what you did there 🤭

Guilty… of being sooo squee cute

(gentle boop on snoot)