Two trains are on the same track a distance 100 km apart heading towards one another, each at a speed of 50 km/h. A fly starting out at the front of one train, flies towards the other at a speed of 75 km/h. Upon reaching the other train, the fly turns around and continues towards the first train. How many kilometers does the fly travel before getting squashed in the collision of the two trains?

drops acid

has life altering realization

“Yeah, so all my pants are cargo pants now.”

This could be the only acceptable time a spanking is in order.

It’s a cybernetic brain. 🤷‍♂️

My hat:

Cyberjacking into a pigeon to hack its brain.

I once asked a question and went 2 days without a reply before I noticed that I never hit the freaking send button. 😬

Sometimes. Though in my experience, the best sales prices were mostly with the PS+ additional discounts. Like without PS+ you could get 10% off but with the subscription you’d get another 5-10% off. Nothing like Steam’s sales.

tenses up for a moment

head explodes from the .50 cal round going through it

Meanwhile at the other end of the spectrum:

You can do that if you use pretty much any app client and not the webpage.

35 is ancient in medieval times. 🤷‍♂️

I owned a fucking Virtual Boy. Do I really need to explain why I was disappointed?

Neesh

It’s the only game I have ever played that reads like a classic piece of literature. Usually video games have pretty low-brow writing, even the best written ones.

but also please don’t do a side by side comparison of me and Jeff

lol Anthony did kinda look similar.

Sounds typical of the vocal stylings in Big Band/Swing music.

When I was younger, I’d take the toothpick from the middle (sit down restaurant burgers, anyway) and put it at the other end of the burger until it wasn’t needed anymore.

“Hey G-man, those creatures you made are getting out of control.”

“Huh? What crea- Oh. Oh fuck. That was supposed to be thrown out 3 millenia ago. I fucking forgot. It’s probably all rotten and moldy now.”

If after I die god turns out to be real, I’d probably still go to heaven because I felt bad about my sins and that’s pretty much all that’s needed to get into heaven according to the New Testament. 🤷‍♂️