YES! Now I can finally…
Wait. No. NO!
Shit, I still had Reflect cast on me from last round.
COME BACK! WAIT! NOOOOOO!
YES! Now I can finally…
Wait. No. NO!
Shit, I still had Reflect cast on me from last round.
COME BACK! WAIT! NOOOOOO!
I never tasted a more delicious pizza than the personal pan pepperoni I earned from absolutely crushing the Book-It program. That big holographic button, covered in achievement stars. The pizza. Pure bliss.
Of course they can’t find them.
They all shipped out on the (ever-important) Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B.
“I am inventing electricity…and you look like an ASSHOLE.”
I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner’s voice.
For the people who are still alive!
Ah, yes. The Spike Spiegel wing.
Edit: Where are my manners? Let’s throw Vash the Stampede in there too. Not enough love for Trigun these days.
Hell. Yeah. Arthur was the greatest.
Just look at that little guy, posting up in the HUD and crackin’ wise.
FINALLY! SOMEBODY ELSE!
I FINALLY FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE WHO REMEMBERS AND CELEBRATES THE JOURNEYMAN PROJECT TRILOGY!
I’m sorry, I’m just…I’m very happy for this moment.
Legacy of Time was far and away my favorite, but the entire collection is a fun and satisfying playthrough. Great atmosphere, clever puzzles, and loads of 90s PC gaming cheese and charm.
Long live Gage Blackwood.
Onward, men! Full sails to the horizon! On my oath, we’ll make it to Ikeland by morning!
Oh, there will be Ikes as far as the eye can see, I tell you! Tall Ikes, short Ikes, God-fearing Ikes! Our coffers will overflow with the abundance of Ikes!
You who would doubt me, who would claim the impossibility of such a paradise, you cowards who hide from ambition and surround yourselves with the petty offerings of Steve Island or David Cove, why you would not know how to handle the Ikes of Ikeland!
But I am a man of greater mettle, and I will know this new land.
Raise the anchor. The Ikes await.
This may be the saddest a comment has ever made me.
Wheat Thiccs…
Southern Discomfort…
Hamburger Hinderer…
“There was a hole here. It’s gone now.”
Yeah, kinda hard to ignore those themes in a game whose antagonist is a deliberate gender-swap of Ayn Rand.
Far and away, the best aspect of my life.