Oreo has a protein bar. Kraft has protein mac and cheese.

Pfft. At my grocery store, they’re selling protein water and protein soda these days.

A 2015 model is definitely going to be Intel, that was the only thing they made at the time

Apple is a publicly traded company as well, which means they have the same incentives, but they do the exact opposite, having frequently broken backwards compatibility in major ways in order to make massive structural changes, like moving to an entirely different processor architecture not once, not twice, but three times now, and often breaking backwards compatibility in major ways in order to reduce bloat.

This is more likely a cultural issue than a technical one. Basically, both companies practice very different philosophies when it comes to engineering decisions. Of course, a major reason why Apple can do this while Microsoft can’t is the fact that Apple makes their own hardware, while Microsoft doesn’t.

I mean… unless you can find a theater that specifically caters to Chinese audiences, like others suggested, I can’t really think of any other alternatives. I’m sure you can understand that it’s pretty difficult for regular theaters to cater to every foreign audience because the entire screen would be full of subtitles, or they’d have to have 50 different screenings a week, with Chinese being shown at 10am on a Wednesday.

Wait until the movie is out on streaming services (or DVD/BluRay) and then watch it with subtitles at home?

If you’re American and cannot find Rakija, whiskey will also work. The cheaper, the better.

Just use a cool nature video as your desktop background instead? Pretty sure that’s possible on most systems nowadays. MacOS actually does this by default already.

Just use your smartphone to call him then.

So your use case is having your desktop show a live view of what’s on the other side of the screen to make it appear transparent? Okay.

What if it’s just your desk and the wall behind it?

What’s on the other side of the screen that would possibly be worth taking a picture or video of? Unless you’re in public, I guess, in which case — creepy.

Plus, consider that a laptop screen is usually angled backwards so the camera would be pointed towards the ground unless it’s also rotatable, which means extra moving parts (i.e. things that could break).

I honestly can’t think of any scenario in which this would actually be useful.

Decolonizers when they have indigestion

He was at the wrong place at the wrong time

10 PRINT “Women bad”
20 PRINT “Men bad”
30 GOTO 10

It’s been there even since you slammed the door too hard when you were drunk

Sheesh, why are you complaining about them being too expensive then?

So same outcome as before…

What if I wanted to gift you some onions for Christmas?

Just tell us the price of the onions so we can judge you for being poor as well

Well, has your coach ever trained any pro athletes, or do they always seem to be unable to make it there?