What kind of psycho microwaves plastic anyway? Even if it isn’t releasing potentially toxic crap, the plastic gets hotter than the food. I’m not risking my hand melting off for a crappy Hot Pocket.

Eye bleach would definitely be needed.

N64 was the couch coop king. There were so many to choose from. Me and my buddies would get together and destroy each other on several different games back then. It was a blast.

Although online games are pretty nice for me now since we all have moved on to different locations.