But I do! I know they’re illegal in Denmark, but they seem to love the snow!

Norway did the same thing, and have now swapped back to books. I don’t think any other country did it right.

ai:dr

Interesting!

I did use whole beans and ground them myself. I got rashes, went to the doctor, they found nothing. A cream worked, made it for away for a little while, and I only had to use the cream a couple of times a month.

Two years after my rashes appeared, on a Sunday morning, I had a cup of coffee. I then had to throw up. Felt perfectly give afterwards, but the coffee smelled and tasted like shit. Googled, and it turns out it was sudden coffee aversion.

About a month later, all my rashes were gone. Have not drunk coffee in 3 years, and no rash problem! My hypothesis is that I got it from drinking too much coffee, as I drank nearly 2 litres a day… The only thing I miss is coffee and Baileys/Sheridans.

It’s a fucking shame I became allergic to coffee!

This is a conspiracy I can get behind!

I’ll start doing this whenever I see a solution to something.

"Oh no, my toilet is clogged. The first thing I’ll do is watch it and start thinking about what I should do. Flush again? No, that might make it overflow.

…"

20 minutes later: “I finally found the solution! I just need to use my toilet plunger.”

🤦

The angle of the image hurts my brain.

They’re huuuge… trunks of land!

Now don’t you come here and be intellectual, you… Intellectual!

You reap what you sow, mother fucker.

…of course, until the bubble pops guillotine appears.

FTFY.

You mean this? It’s a Swedish release, can’t find the year, but it has over 1 Mb of graphics and animations!

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Gonna retire to Switzerland when it’s sold 🤑

The thief just want to set up their own gaming server; issue is that it’s too expensive to purchase, so it’s easier to steal it.

Not for certain people.

Pardon my French.

Whenever the dipshit says something, the opposite is always the truth.

Not according to Senor Guillotine.