Product working as designed.

The extra fees may sound unfair, but as long as my baby can scout her own food it all balances out.

We need to put Amazon in the cloud.

Cuz, you know, the cloud never goes down 👎. /s

Zork (of course)!

Not a “text based game” exactly, but NetHack www.nethack.org is character based.

Don’t they watch South Park: if they want to know how to do that, “Dude, just ask ChatGPT”.

Challenge accepted!

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive 😜.

Huzzah!

I prefer fixed place games. Just build a game that can’t be moved from one location and all your worries are over.