Yeah, like Kissin… whisper sounds oh wait never mind carry on

RED LIGHT!!!

• Grill cheez
• Grill cheez
• Grill cheez
• No Pepsi Grill cheez

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But that’s so inefficient-- what if half weren’t paying attention? Just pick one or two, and send a $12M escort with beer to “win them over.” Easier, and the money goes to people that deserve it instead of ad agencies.

BZZZZZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ… BZZ BZZ BZZZZZZ… BZZZZZZ… BZZZZZZ

Found the guy who has their HUD turned off

State Anthem of the Soviet Union plays in background

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Motherboard and Server?

I dunno, my ex used to go to book club meetings all the time and wouldn’t be back until the next morning

Lol… “your” life. Sure, friend.

That old rich sociopath? What about him?

As an avid camper, my YT suggestions are filled with “prepper” vids, and that’s really helped in planning everything out. I now keep a little vial of cyanide ready, because I am NOT dealing with those aholes.