“You shall not pash!”

“Is it shecret? Is it shafe?”

“When did Sharuman the wishe replace hish wishdom with madnessh?”

You could play this game all day long

Cocaine was cheap and plentiful in the 70s.

Increased productivity means jack shit when the results of said productivity are being sucked up by people at the top.

Maybe of you visited Grandma a little bit more she would not turn to local fauna for company, Red.

Haiku OS! Backwards compatible with an OS that was abandoned in the early 2000s and was never popular in the first place! Zero ports! Use it for web browsing or something idduno!

I was toying with the idea of turning my retro portable into a music player and then this comes along. Thanks, OP.

I’ve bought the Witcher 3 for two different platforms, and I have neither the time or the patience to play it to completion.

Newpipe works fine for me, have you updated it?

“Let’s give everyone an army of spambots! What could go wrong?”

I’m gonna start reading books again.

Being grossed out by people who justify wanting to fuck people below the age of consent is misandry? Ok groomer.

I love the ridiculousness of “gonna save a single peach for my (multiple) kids” instead of “we’re out of peaches, better fetch new ones”.

You morons will simp for the biggest dictatorial muderers as long as they are anti-west. Go live in Russia if you’re so gung-ho about their freedoms, and try not to get volunteered

Everyone who voted for Trump hoped he’ll hurt the people they despise. They knew he was a piece of shit, but they didn’t expect he’ll be a piece of shit to them as well.

If nobody is using your product then you made a shit product and should scrap it before you lose any more money.

Follow me for more business tips.

I find it fascinating how the concept of coping with a situation has been made into a negative. “Get bent loser, how dare you try to make the best out of a bad situation”. Hold on, let me unfuck the tech sector real quick.

Just checked out the podcast and some of them are intriguing as hell - Life on a Medieval barony for example.

I love the media rhetoric about childhood obesity. “It’s those videogames and social media!!!”

Maybe its because we punsihed them when they followed their natural instinct to move their bodies.

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For some reason our culture fetishizes the act of reading fiction. Personally I prefer books that are a little bit engaging, but light reading is not something you shoul feel guilty about. Not every piece of art is a masterpiece, and not all books are deep dives into the human condition

It made the most satisfying “clunk” sound 🤤