Blue

I crash the world economy

The bug in the eye is a classic, I just wanted to feel the air on my face.

I never understood the " I’m so badass I’m going to ride without the only thing that can prevent my skull from cracking like an egg" I guess live fast die young, but in the event you don’t die the only way we will know where your mouth is, it will be following the feeding tube.

Anyways safe rides dude.

I kind of dig Linux Os, I find Linux users insufferable.

Ah yeah, the misery olimpics you can’t say shit because somehow their life is worse.

Everyday

Flat earth is a Psyop, there are at least a couple of true conspiracies but nobody is going to believe the crowd who also says “Hur Durr the earth is flat”, it will be automatically dismissed as the ramblings of crackpot naive morons.

Also earth flat -> therefore god

So it’s like in Scooby Doo when you remove the mask of flat earth and below is the mouth breathing religious zealot who believes in everything and has the audacity to call others sheep.

As a straight dude

Damn, that closet must be damp with all the sweat and cum.

In response to that people are going to have less children, you can check the low birthrates around the world.

I’m sure electricity was terrible for lamplighters, the telephone for telegraphists, machinery for manual laborores, fusion energy is going to be terrible for the coal industry etc

Every technology is going to make someone irrelevant, until everyone is irrelevant, the problem is not technology it’s the system that needs to change.

Yeah I know, but internet used to be more of a niche space, WoW made more mainstream the whole thing.

Motherfuckers calling each other by their online nicknames since wow released in 2004, now complaining about someone asking to be called certain way.

I like anal too

Fuck them, they want our money and our data, while giving shit services.

Pirated valheim, played 20 hours, bought the game.

Pirated baldurs gate 3 on early access, bought the game with only act 1, that’s how good it is.

Pirated Valhalla, played 5 hours, uninstalled that trash forever.

Started pirating streaming services when they told me that I can’t watch shit anymore because streaming service b and c took the shows, and now I have to pay two different streaming services if I want to keep watching.

What are you talking about, reptilians don’t exist

The reptilians:

Nope still bullshit here and not USA, you have problems with your bones and muscles? Go to a physiotherapist.

they can’t swim

What did Mojang mean by this?

It’s poison.

It’s comedy

Scientist: we discovered this thanks to your funding

Church: Nice, now shut the fuck up, you are gonna ruin the racket.

Off course ramen is going to always be easy to cook, but ramen stops being the best choice when you start getting scurvy, and your skin is shit, and you don’t have energy.