If a job can be done by AI it’s probably a bullshit job.

“Below this line are dragons” is a comment I’ve seen in code before an especially hairy block of code.

I’d respect them more if their goal was to make sure we could not work and still thrive.

But they’re on the same “job is good” kick everyone else is.

I remember feeling this way until I realized none of it actually matters and the ticking is really annoying.

As long as we castrate him to purge the testosterone before the abattoir

Boar taint is real and not very tasty.

It’s still real to me dammit!

If I’m feeling extra slutty I’ll use bacon grease

My favorite method is to slather it with softened butter and do it on a pan

Metal heads and punks are also really inclusive despite society viewing them otherwise.

There are lots of companies that offer stock as well as monetary compensation, and things like profit sharing.

“But that makes people work just hard enough that they don’t get fired”

“It’s a question of motivation. If I bust my ass and Initec ships a few more units I don’t see another dime. So where’s the motivation?”

It’s insane that companies haven’t gotten this hint in the 27 years since Office Space was released.

Yeah but if you have two you spread the risk. Plus you have a parts car.

You could buy two classic cars for the price of a new one.

I wish I was a crow biologist so I could help you. But I know crows like peanuts, so maybe a peanut, an almond, and a pecan and go from there.

Interspecies communication has to start slowly.

I find telling someone it’s already done and that you’ll show them tomorrow focuses the mind quite efficiently.

I like to imagine crows as lazy.

Which is why I drive a dumb fartbox that doesn’t even shift for me and not Formica countertops with an iPad and a game controller.

If I were a young parent I wouldn’t want something shiny, I’d want diapers.

I’d put out an array of snacks and see which one they pick first, then add more of that the next day.

If someone feeds my babies reliably and conveniently I’ll forgive them pretty quick.

They say it takes ten seconds to break trust but ten years to rebuild it, so OP is gonna have to play the long game.

That year and earlier had way less tracking and also have cars I actually want.

For example, my 2015 car has no connectivity because the cell modem is too old. And it’s a station wagon, which nobody makes anymore.