Don’t worry Donnie. We’re all dying just a little bit more each day.

Life: It’s terminal.

How many of them are the “It’s not a religion, it’s a personal relationship with Jesus,” types?

Pregnancy has been traditionally defined as the period of time eggs are incubated in the body after the egg-sperm union.[1] Although the term often refers to placental mammals, it has also been used in the titles of many international, peer-reviewed, scientific articles on fish, e.g. Consistent with this definition, there are several modes of reproduction in fish, providing different amounts of parental care

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy_in_fish

Going off of this, it’s just a matter of the term “pregnancy” being co-opted to describe something completely different from what it means in its original context. As does happen, even in science.

The young are then released into the water, and the male often mates again within hours or days during the breeding season

Oh, god. They have a pregnancy fetish.

So, I opened this without looking at the source community. I’m on an RPG meme community as well. I was actually predicting a pun on a certain phylactery-using undead. Only as it was loading did I realize I had a chance for the science memes sub instead.

Anything else backing this up?

I still remember that as the advice a herpetologist have about holding a baby snapping turtle when I was in Boy Scouts.

There’s one on zebra jumpers. Gonna have to get to that when I got a spare half hour.

Love those little guys!

I love jumpers because they’re cute. The anime sized front facing eyes and movements that make them look so damn curious all the time—I just can’t get over those.

I’m on some text lists. There are definitely some people putting out feelers for Kamala. Got a couple requests for surveys about it.

Even a Meeseeks isn’t in this much pain.

Silverfish. They eat silverfish, and that is why I am on Team Silverware.

Where’s the Mercury?

Worth adding that “unemployment” in this context just means people who are claiming unemployment benefits, a things that runs out, and when they run out, they no longer are counted by it.

✋ This is where I’ve been for the past year and a half.

I managed to do that with Abbey Road of all things, though a Round Trip example. Started the album on my way out. Paused it while doing some errands. Went home, and it finished up just as I pulled in. Of course, I had to get lucky with traffic flow, so I don’t expect to be able to intentionally repeat it.

They think that just because they never heard of puberty blockers before last year that they are some new and novel thing.

Oh, I love that metaphor.

One of the primary reasons Reddit cited for its API rule changes was LLMs profiting off its data for free.

Its data? Seems to me that most of that “data” was actually generated by users. Which Reddit, in turn, profited off for free.

Watts was reportedly turned into police by a nurse. Of roughly 1,400 cases where people were criminalized for their pregnancies between 2006 and 2022, one in three cases were instigated by a medical professional, according to an analysis of the cases by the reproductive justice group Pregnancy Justice.

What a motherfucking bunch of evil assholes!

The trial that has taken place over the last 44 days has no jury, and Engoron will directly determine the final penalties that will be leveled against the Trump family and its company.

Totally makes sense to verbally attack the one person who will make the decision, right?