Pogbably because it looks like they’re spamming. someone linked the thing they’re referencing and I’m back to switch my vote because now I get it and its funny.

“dust” is my go-to cli thing for finding what’s taking up hard drive space.

Speaking of, I should check my timeshirt settings

Updating windows is not a command that deletes your data

Have you ever been around a(n actual live) deer before?

Would you agree that humans evolved? :)

…but satisfaction brought it back

“This orange isn’t nearly red or crunchy enough to be a good apple.”

I have had SO many “good” ideas as a kid. I’ll learn a fact and go “wow I cannot believe it is this easy to manipulate the human body” and thank my stars I had enough sense to take “Its more complicated than that, but I can’t explain the very real consequences” as an answer. Its always at least something with bodies. Honestly, its nuts that anything makes us better at all

I believed it for a couple seconds, but then I came to my senses.

Haha I sure am glad this technology is being pushed on everyone all the time haha

Then it gives me a great sense of rage. Either way, dopamine

I ANAL but you’re in the moral right, at least. fuck 'em.

… unless money is involved

This has “I’ll shit your pants” energy

An older trucker told me (a man (at the time)) that I’d look better if i did. Not “cuter” or “prettier” but it felt slimy, still. I have one example of that and hecking dozens of examples of these old fucks hitting on female cashiers. Straight up inviting a young woman into the shower with regularity. Anyway,

yeah, this is why its sexist: Men want women to make their dick hard (in a manner of speaking).

Outside looked a little different back in 2013, is all :3

I think you’re talking about something something on a screen. Try turning off your monitor? Depending on the platform, you might be able to find an alternative frontend. Good “luck”!

I think they’re joking.

Yeah, this rain-collecting barrel? I’m saving it for a rainy day. Gonna be real useful then.

1. You’ve gotten way-the-fuck better at this whole thing in the year or so you’ve been doing it

2. You can’t trick me; that’s just outside

We had a “glass” elevator in a mall around here back when I was a kid, but everyone knows their just fancy LED screens. The same thing don’t move. That lurch you feel? That’s the teleportin’ happening