Yeet.

Do they call you downpunxx because you go down on every swinging dick within half a mile?

Neither is gravity. What’s your fucking point?

Gimmie a couple more stomach chambers and I will.

Cattle will stampede if you piss them off enough.

Lol, lookin’ like a Minecraft character.

I knew there’d be at least one of you twats in this thread.

They contributed greatly to the invention of search engines.

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That dude was a G. His whole fucking life.

I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit’s complicated.

they means

Lmao

This is my favorite emoji 🖕🏻

I was gonna hang one off my rearview mirror.

Obviously not, I said they work.

My fridges and washing machines plug into the wall and work when I press the GO button. That’s the end of it. I resist “smart” things like the plague.

They probably could have determined this without beheading the poor critter.

That’s not how you spell l33t. You fucking n00b.

Oops! Dyslexia lol. My bad.

SPIC lmao. They might want to rethink that acronym.