Autistic, ADHD, and fuckin tired 😮💨
Yeah it’s not fun. Also I’d heard about exploding head syndrome a few years back and then recently started experiencing it. I’m just glad they haven’t both hit at the same time cause I’m pretty sure my body would take a screenshot then drop dead lmao
I’d take this over proctalgia.
It’s a spasm of the anal sphincter and it feels like someone jamming a hot knife into your asshole without warning.
Yes. It’s Ash talking to Ripley about the xenomorph
The problem with doing something like that is it can make the situation awkward permanently afterwards
STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT
A guy walks into a bar. “Ow!”
STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT
I mean wtf else can you do?
It looks perfect for jamming into power outlets
And 10 of them are playing music at the same time like some kind of fucked up jukebox
I wanna see a girl use guy shampoo and tell us if it works better
Weed and alcohol.
2/10 wouldn’t recommend.
From what I’ve seen in my 30 years of life 90% of men don’t wash their hands
Christianity was around before Britain so it would still be likely.
I blame the fact I just woke up for not thinking about the difference in density 😅 I was just filling up my water bottle with ice cubes and thought about how ice expands and my brain went “bigger must mean heavier”
Censoring yourself while asking about a censored word is the epitome of irony.
I do it for revenge.
Running around the house at 3am knocking shit over everywhere? Enjoy your next nap motherfucker cause I’m gonna get 2 inches from your face and start yowling like I’m being murdered.
Fun fact! The reason this happens isn’t because you weren’t paying attention but because your brain “chooses” which things to remember and doing something monotonous like driving the same stretch of road you always drive causes the brain to sometimes just dump the memory of doing so.
You were conscious the whole time your brain just decided it wasn’t worth remembering.
This wasn’t supposed to come off as “defeatism” just that people ignore these truths and want to act like the majority of people aren’t being blatantly ignored suppressed.
Me - “Fuck it I’m gonna be late for work today”
Also me - Shows up a half hour early anyway