Usually Nodachi and his harem.

Yes, but why is it less bad than the two religions it’s compromised of: Islam and Christianity?

Please enlighten me; why is Sikhism in that rank?

When a whippet has better style than me…

Sorry citizen, every time you enter the bar we’ve got to take a swab from your genitals to check that since you were last here you haven’t fucked any kids.

Fucking ridiculous. If you want to prevent CSAM spreading across Europe do this instead:

• new funding for a cross boarder specialist taskforce to coordinate law enforcement agencies.
• hide the identity of defendant and victim during trials.
• offer a slightly lighter sentence to offenders if they successfully help with bringing down the rings.
• a large cross-boarder sting operation.
• new funding for therapy for offenders to reform them and during and after they’ve served their time.
• new funding for a confidential service to provide prevention therapy to potential offenders before they commit that horrid act against a child.

Investigation and surgical removal of the whole rotten ring of kid fuckers will curve CSAM creation and distribution in the EU.

Then preventative measures to stop creators/ consumers of CSAM because prevention is more effective than trying to cure it.

Child sexual abuse is one of, if not the most evil act someone can commit and they should face very steep punishment for it. And anyone proposing any policy offering help to reform them is committing political suicide.

But ignoring the fact that people have the capacity to commit an evil act of that magnitude, demonising them, and then offering no support network to prevent them is not going to solve the problem. It doesn’t work for any crime and certainly not this.

Oh you think you can convince me to read the paper with a clever title?

But you’ve ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD: Terminally Online!

Effect: Reading the title counts as reading the content.

Are we back to bears again?

Until your knees & thighs start burning.

And thus the inherent dichotomy of a decentralised social network is revealed: social networks require the network effect for good senses of communities which means one instance will end up hosting most of the bigger communities, therefore true decentralisation can’t occur on Lemmy but it’s a step in the right direction.

Relevant Mitchell and Webb sketch

The science_memes and noncredibledefense crossover we didn’t know we needed.

Does this technically mean that Wernher von Braun stating “The rocket performed beautifully, it just landed on the wrong planet” was a non-credible defense?

(Fourier taking a big drag on a doob): Everything… is just a sinewave man.

Stand back son!

(Types on keypad) 1 1 1… Err… 1!

Protect the briefcase!

What y’all are forgetting is that when it comes to dominating a technology space, historically, it’s not proving the better product, is providing the cheapest/widest available product. With the goal being to capture enough of the market to get and retain that dominant position. Nobody knows what the threshold is for that until years later when the dust has settled.

So from Google’s perspective if a new or current rival is going to get there first, then just push it out and fix it live. What are people going to do? Switch to Bing?

So is you want Google to stop doing this dumb broken LLM shite, use the network effect against them. Switch to a different search provider and browser and encourage all of your friends and family to do so as well.

Boo! I want a refund, this game is broken pay 2 play bullshit!

Well if it’s too expensive to be single, suicide it is I guess 🤷‍♂️

I mean if this is Google’s new Google+ moment there’s only one person we can call upon in our time of need:

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Well technically yes but actually no.

The online parliament petitions are just there to placate the public into thinking they’re being listened to. Occasionally they are, when the MPs or party whips sense an opportunity to win some votes or increase their polling.

Supporting gamers, in their eyes, won’t do shit because gamers don’t vote in large numbers.

Contractor, scratching head:

Hey boss, are you sure they got the dimensions right in this drawing of their new proton smasher?

Next to the scale it just says “GIRTHY”.