ThisUsernameKillsFascists

Skywalker, obvs

Hell no

Rich is more like top 0.1%

I imagine it’s the part where he grabbed her by the arm and attempted to drag her towards his car that did it. Whatever his intentions may have been, I can see how that could be taken as an attempted abduction. Idk that that should be counted as a sex crime, but I can certainly see it being treated as a potentially serious assault on a minor.

Anyone else think that looks suspiciously like Christian Bale?

The part about it’s favorite band being a tie between the Gin Blossoms and Bush is 🧑‍🍳💋

You forgot the /s