Meh, we’d probably all die anyway, so then it’s no longer our problem.

I’ll never forget the words of my drill sergeants regarding chocolate milk.

“It cures the AIDS, privates! Drink up!”

I recently download an app that uses AI to identify bird calls.

Merlin Bird ID

Start top left, freestyle, end bottom right.

It’s… wild.

Can’t be bothered to add that much complexity to my memes.

I don’t know if the blight resistant ones are ready just yet. Last I knew, the results were promising but inconsistent.

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture.

Open and closed betas are PC only, but full release with include a Switch release, with cross-play AND cross-progression.

MMO farming sim seems to be the consensus from the devs on genre.

As much as I want to stay away from reddit, the fediverse doesn’t yet have the same breadth of knowledge that reddit does.

I won’t interact, but for some things, I need to visit the cesspool. There’s information I need hiding in there.

Can’t leave if you never joined.

PREGANANANT‽

Nohio

Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would wander subreddits randomly and drop a comment that seemed relevant, but devolved into a diatribe about a 1998(?) pro wrestling match in which The Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of Hell in a cell, 16 feet into an announcers table.

Damn, I feel like I just channeled him to write that comment.

My favorite part of this is that there’s people here capitalizing on that by selling “Wyoming Doesn’t Exist” merch.

Almost want to buy a shirt

Hey, it’s not just Utah. The one in Cheyenne has wifi, too. A lot closer for some of us.

There’s a potential imposter here somewhere. I thought the real shittymorph retired shortly before hell broke loose on the site-that-must-not-be-named

Potion craft: alchemy simulator.

Fun little game so far

“Serves 3”

No, serves me

Literally all of my nintendo handhelds. My mom made me and my sister get rid of all of them when we bought PSPs. I was young and dumb, and convinced myself it was a fair trade, two GBA SPs and an original DS…

Fuck me, I was stupid. I miss my old Pokémon games.