Track_Shovel
Fortunately, woodland creatures don’t hire lawyers
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Lol. I had these guys beat in terms of hours, and their job was nowhere near as physical as mine was.
Now I get to be a desk jockey, and it’s fucking sweet. Gonna milk it, because I put my hours in.
Strict for strict’s sake is bullshit. Holding your kids accountable for their actions, enforcing boundaries, and channeling their energy into productive ventures might be considered strict, but that’s good parenting in my book.
Nigel powers: look at you, you don’t even have a name tag! You don’t stand a chance. Put your guns down. That’s right, put them down on the floor.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL about Hyperaccumulators, a low cost way of recyling contaminated soilEnglish22·14 days agoThis is an evolutionary strategy for them to occupy niches that other plants can’t, this giving them a competitive edge. Some other metal tolerant plants don’t hyper accumulate, and have pathways to selectively uptake what they need without poisoning themselves.
Hyper accumulators take up everything and then just store it in the vacuoles of their cells to isolate the metals.
Importantly, when the plants die, the metals are re-released, so if you’re phyroremediating you have to harvest them and then dispose of them in a landfill.
Finally, hyper accumulators can pose a risk to wildlife that might browse on them, whereas metal tolerant plants may not
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL about limnic eruptions, a type of natural hazard in which dissolved CO2 erupts from deep lake waters forming a gas cloud capable of asphyxiating everything in its path.English31·17 days agoEarth has taco night it seems too
I thought it was goth mommies that would do me in. Hoo boy was I wrong
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPto memes@lemmy.world•I will step on your neck if you come between me and the box of kids pull-ups I was sent here forEnglish21·21 days agoI’m convinced there are these two types of people in the world, and they marry each other
But you could use one I think, and then have that colour isolated and then dump it somewhere
Where is the fucking moth flying towards this?
As in using the colour picker on the image and finding the corresponding code? That’s actually an explanation that I can get behind. Classic example of trust your instrument.
I see the dress as gold and white, no matter ehow hard I try to see the other side of the coin.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netto Science@beehaw.org•Migratory moths navigate using the starsEnglish0·23 days ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every time they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device tells me I'm not a man English20·3 months agoBruh was a deer in his past life
We would still have lobbyists telling politicians that trains are a terrible idea
i dareeee you tooo shifty looks - threatening her with a good time
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netto memes@lemmy.world•inflammation, blemishes, and narcolepsyEnglish121·4 months agoAmazing. I love that this became a meme born on the fediverse
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL RFK Jr. is married to Cheryl Hines who plays Larry David's wife in Curb Your EnthusiasmEnglish453·4 months agoThey both look like there’s a worm in their heads piloting their bodies like a meat mech
Fucking douche panzers
I’m with you. I used to use a lot more parentheses, but the break is cleaner. I opt for en dashes, though, because I find too em dashes to be too long. That could just be a MSWord preference because I don’t distinguish on other platforms.