Don’t ask me, I didn’t have one for 10 years

I’m an original or bust kind of guy. I’ve don’t like any flavoured whiskey.

I’ve had their XR and their OXR, the latter of which was really rare.

No, the dead give away is the crown royal

Crown royal

The Doge days are over
The doge days are done
The FBI is coming
So you OUU oo out better run.

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I used to dig ALL. THE. PITS. Now I just post pictures of nice ones I see online.

A reminder that https://slrpnk.net/c/memes exists. I’m crossposting this there, as it’s totally on point. The stupid ‘!’ thing wasn’t working for me.

Am I the only one having an aneurysm trying to read this meme text? I haven’t had coffee yet so I could just be firing on 1.75 cylinders

Ketchup flinging room?

David Xanatos is that you?

Lol, you’re describing married life.

With other commitments, kids, etc there is zero spontaneity. Often planned sex falls through because someone is tired or something comes up.

If anything you’re ahead of the curve lol.

If you assume an average ejaculation distance of 9 inches and a nominal speed of 15 mph (this is apparently surprisingly well studied) - you get a data transfer rate of 46,500 TB/s.

I once joked I could jizz faster than my shitty internet connection. Guess I was right

https://youtu.be/SSPhuj0BDTw

Oh my god I love it

Yes. I found a good rabbithole

You ever listen to 1812 overture? Lol