if it was easy to set up id definitely host a terabyte of Lemmy. As a pet.

I didn’t understand what this post meant yesterday. “I’m still afraid of what would happen?”
Now it makes total sense. Fuck.

description says no vibration at all. For $60?!

damn that’s dedication! I’m not sure if I could give that streak up.

fair enough haha

I don’t really think almonds taste good imo. They’re pretty bland to me.

Depends, there are some people who give others a hard time and are absolute blasts to be around.
There are also others where you wish they’d get trapped in an elevator with an energetic puppy for an hour to waste their energy.

Also what’s with the apostrophes? I don’t really understand what they mean here.

technically it’s correct twice a day if you use military time

except my grandma’s stove which has a broken handle and sensor so it just guesses if you’re going forward or backwards and will randomly increment by like 15. I got it within 20 minutes then gave up because using pliers on the mangled remains of a stove knob was really annoying.

weird flex but ok

my issue isn’t really with the brightness, it’s the height. Don’t get me wrong bright headlights are annoying as fuck, but a huge ass truck behind me with their headlights literally higher than my back window is insane.

and the computers they ARE given are so locked down to the point where the subject material is blocked and you can’t do the lesson the teacher has assigned for years before. Literally had that happen well over a dozen times in the last 3.5 years of hs

edit: just remembered the time someone got assigned to make a PowerPoint about boobytraps. Didn’t go well lol

what?

hey look it’s me!

Yeah? Yeah? I can take you on! 👊

why is the soda white?

I really hope in 20 years teachers will uses skibidi toilets running around the screen as the way to explain migration

someone in australia did the same thing, then got destroyed by a comedian:

https://youtu.be/wHDRroQMsP4

* note: I know nothing about Australian politics I just like the jokes

you act like getting little kids to “trick or treat” sounds any less suspicious

what did you do??