Tabernac!

Just needs to emit some bone-cracking noises as its joints go the wrong way to make a normal person vomit and faint

“We fired everyone at our company that made the game a success and won’t be going with the studio that shot new life into the entire brand, but the next one will be great!”

Sure, assholes.

There are some big veins and arteries running through there not too far from the surface. If your assailant gets one you are on a pretty quick trip to the morgue. As others have mentioned, sepsis is a real problem—if your intestines take a hit, the normally helpful bacteria in there can go straight into your bloodstream. That is a painful, nasty, and prolonged death.

They fired nearly everyone who worked with Larian. “In the works” doubtless means “contracted out according to who gave the best bribes.” Hasbro has been looking to “monetize D&D” since they hired their CEO whose whole thing is micro transactions. Look forward to a slurry of liquid shit.