Every Christmas they find another fragment of that person and their house underneath the snow.
Every Christmas they find another fragment of that person and their house underneath the snow.
Restarted, the Star Wars have.
Deathwing wouldn’t stand a chance.
Santa’s Workshop is Mainland China.
This is why I love the movie Elf. It shows elves making brand-name toys and learning how to build current-gen graphics processors for electronics that get requested.
Calling the stage units prototypes is being nice. The reality was that at that point the iPhone had barely gotten to a proof of concept stage. Months before this event, the developers were still using a giant desktop tower to simulate the phone’s hardware.
That the photos of the phone were real and not concept art, that the stage units weren’t just unusable rubber dummies was a magic trick itself.
When the developers revealed years later that the iPhone presentation (just the presentation, not even the actual launch) was a make or break moment for the company, they absolutely were not kidding.
And then they went from “should not even be working” test units to fully functional production units in six months!
Whatever your opinion of Jobs or Apple, credit where credit is due.
“If this is your first night at Mozilla.social… you have to fight.”
You do not want the lizard prince to touch your nuts.
And the oversized Reese’s coffee mug he rode in on.
picks up the obsidian disc that used to be a pizza
JARVIS: “Congratulations, you have discovered a new element.”
Sets VCR to EP
Challenge accepted
Wife: “We’re picking up our son from kindergarten.”
Student: “They’re good memes.”
Teacher: “I know you’re sexting!”
Student: “Dude, I’m just upvoting memes.”
“Siri, what’s the weather today?”
Siri: “BAD!”
That’s not what Grandfathered means. Basically, original subscribers are being forced onto a new contract.
board room filled with parasites
“Ssssss, the humanssss are coming for our jobssssss!”