There’s a real time and place for every human being to eat the sloppiest sandwich ever made. And it’s fucking delicious. Every time.

Making new frens every day

The Bert’s Gambit

That brake check maneuver is going to haunt her for decades.

He nailed it with bringing nuance into the conversation, too. Very good example of a well thought out opinion.

Fight you? You wouldn’t even try fighting back except during the playoffs, Kareem!

He’s gonna need a bigger truck…

The wisdom of the elderly that aged too young.

The family pets disagree.

This is an undervalued gem.

Artificial Intelligence at this stage is Artificial Ignorance. It’s not ready to be unleashed onto anyone who blindly trusts anything they read.

StumbleUpon was my jam. I could procrastinate my homework for HOURS with that toolbar!

The temptation to explore felt real. Not like clickbait.

It was that wonderful time on the internet where you got the chance to enrich your knowledge without having an algorithm force stuff on you because it thinks it knows what you like.

I love being surprised and love learning new things. The algorithms, AI, and SEO have stripped all of that curiosity and discovery away.

Corndogs have entered the chat from Chicago

How dare you. That’s a delicacy in Nebraska.

Have you heard the one where your fiesta takes adderall?

It turns into a focus.

Not original material but I had to say it

It’s necessary. I agree. Admins exist for a reason and serve a purpose. But when you get into a “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?” debate it becomes a topic that needs to be addressed. I don’t have enough expertise to give an answer to such an existential question so I’ll have to leave it to anyone else to hash it out from here.

Definitely a baby step in the correct direction.

I want an internet where admins don’t control the world. Where moderators don’t become megalomaniacs that get to control the way submissions and comments get banned without reason.

I want a place where someone’s passion for their unique hobby doesn’t get stripped away by corporate interests, exploitative third parties, and ad agencies.

I know it might be a pipe dream but I’ll keep trying to fight for what I believe.

This is literally one of a handful of times in my life where I will begrudgingly accept that word.

It doesn’t make me proud.

That cloud is weed whenever a state votes to legalize

Edit: It was a joke. Have you ever been to a grocery store parking lot in a state that just legalized weed?