Can I interest you in our lord and saviour, carnivorous plants?

Ugh, my username is also Bort

That’s a kookaburra

You’ve not been to my local then?

Look at big lad OP here having sex every two years!

@bort

You talking to me?

Where do you think you are?

if bear not friend why snoft and round

I want to see the cat but I can’t, are you able to direct link the video?

Hello, yes, this is dog

Do you guys not just put your hand luggage under the seat?

Cool people link the relevant xkcd

Count in binary up to 1023 on your hands you filthy casual

I know whatever environment I run my shell script in has sh, I can’t rely on (the right version of) python being there.

Careful, that attitude is how we ended up with this infestation of JavaScript!

This sort of nonsense right here is why infosec people warn about having physical access to machines

Exactly. Website is a medium to gain information, website is not art. Web designer is the person who makes the frame, not paints the canvas.

Apple: our way or the highway