yo hand me a slice

It costs money to get a piece of paper from old, decrepit, incompetent assholes who once got pieces of paper from older, decrepiter, incompetenter assholes.

There’s a motivational-poster-level quote in here somewhere.

what the fuck

Difference of practice vs insanity is directly related to something within your control vs outside of your control.

Did you just have a stroke?

Nice stroke, Pam.

Just gonna start out by saying I’m a woman.

I appreciate the premise of what you’re saying, but the unfortunate reality is that people often aren’t trust worthy and there are people that would lie about something as serious as SA.

Our justice system is broken in many ways, but I don’t think this is one of them. It makes sense that we should have to prove any claims we make against somebody else - especially if that claim can ruin their life.