It could be, but there is a capybara known for riding on tortoises: https://youtu.be/WJQQGyvGQxM

I can offer you some eyebleach:

Their powerful claws and shovel-like feet allow them to dig incredibly fast, capable of shifting two feet of soil in just 15 seconds to create their burrows and access termite mounds.

You can read more here: https://www.upworthy.com/monkey-and-capybara-best-friends

You can learn more here: https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/did-you-know/beavers-have-metal-teeth

If you like dachshunds, please join our community at !dachshund@lemmy.world!

I really wish I worked there!!! But no, I just steal their pics and post them in our bat community. Well, and donate to them because I love bats!

Join us at !bats@lemmy.world for more pics of beautiful bats!

I second this! You can find a directory of local rescues here: https://batworld.org/local-rescue/

Also, check out our bats community for more bat facts: https://lemmy.world/c/bats

Oh my, that’s just precious! What a big litter. I hope they all find loving homes.

And bats!

https://www.urmc.rochester.edu/news/story/why-dont-bats-get-cancer

I knew someone would say that as soon as I posted. Walked right into that one.

Tell Seal I love him. I would give his thumbs big kisses every day!

They crave violence.

My understanding is that orphan crushing machine is for highlighting systemic issues. This just sounds like the guy didn’t have family to take care of the dog and had to give it up because he was sick for a long time.

In case you are wondering like I was… “the soap bubbles are from a diluted disinfectant solution that is safe for seals.” This is from Seal Rescue Ireland.

You can “adopt” Moonstone here: https://www.sealrescueireland.org/product/adopt-seal

I have. The food is ok but nothing to write home about. It’s fun to go for shits and giggles and definitely a “should visit if you’ve never been” but I wouldn’t want to go there again.

A somewhat relevant joke:

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are discussing how much their poops weigh. Math man says he weighs himself before and after poop. Physics guy says he uses water displacement to accurately measure poop mass. Engineer says “i just shit on the scale.”

Thank you!!! I shall continue to serve!