Pic by Ossi Saarinen.

Always hoping for nuts!

Needs more veins.

That’s exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams

Her name was Zelda

She was a calligraphy enthusiast

With a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches

I’ll never forget the very first thing she said to me

She said “Hey, you’ve got weasels on your face”

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In case it’s not clear from the pic, this is a caterpillar.

Not my pic, but I am guessing they have another person to take the pic.

That’s the best phrasing.

She is curled to one side, if you look carefully you will see. Kind of a side-bend.

That still counts as a butt in my book!

Scandalous.

You got it exactly right.

Wish I knew!

He just got published.

Double majored in business/accounting and psychology. Went into financial auditing (not my passion but paid well). Hated my life for 12 years. Decided to go for a graduate degree in social work. Am now a very happy psychotherapist even though I make less money.

Moral of the story? It’s never too late to switch if you end up hating your original choice.

Meditation and mindfulness absolutely have scientifically proven effects.

I only wanna do it because I work for myself now. When I was a corporate worker, fuck that noise.

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It’s when they turn sticky keys on that I have issues, lol

This was Colorado. I agree that the timing sucks for people with regular jobs, but we also need to get the attention of our representatives and disrupt the peace.