Ignotum

They arrived just in time to see a bunch of farmers turned terrorist, burning down a church.

They heroically rushed in to defeat the terrorists and save as many women and valuables as they could from the burning structures

Don’t believe what the media tells you, they’re actually heroes!

But for churches it’s a justified privilege, they have a lot of expenses after all

The bribes and legal expenses to defend pedophiles in court don’t pay themselves

I’d choose the uptown bear

Reistace is futile
carcinisation is inevitable
give up
give in
we are crab 🦀

TO MASTER CRANKING YOUR HOG, YOU MUST FIRST CRANK THE HOG WITHIN!

Your blood will replenish itself, but your privacy will be gone forever

I’m addicted to crack, but it’s fine since it’s organic locally-sourced fairtrade crack

Of course it’s bad taste, you’re supposed to inject it not eat it!

Wym 9/11 is still 2 months away

Notepad running through wine

It’s the journey, not the destination, that matters

Tuning

Now laugh

I have more than once typed shutdown instead of reboot when working on a remote machine… always fun

But i have to have my monitor on max brightness else i can’t see anything due to my dark theme!

Easy:

1. Kreb eat
2. Krab make baby krabs
3. Old crab die
4. Baby crabs grow
   And so the crab cycle repeats

Everything’s a matrix if you realize there is no spoon

Hey! Those are my ancestors you’re dissing you know

The image is obviously upside down
Standing desks is out, the new fad is hanging upside down like a bat while working

God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it

The camera app and spreadsheet app? Because that’s what i would’ve guessed they were based on the icons