The number of times that signing an online petition has prevented the plans of an evil corporation is exactly zero.

Firefox, or its fork Librewolf if you really value privacy.

I’m doing my part!

Artix is an under-appreciated gem.

You clearly haven’t used Perl a lot. Perl’s ternary looks like:

$even = $num % 2 ? “nay” : “yay”;

Incidentally, it is also the same as PHP’s, but mainly because PHP stole it.