We should be talking about the average person being able to win >50% of the time, not the ideal human who wins on an off-chance.

Personally, I’m guessing I’d be somewhere in the range of a medium sized calf

This is the real insidious thing about internet enshittification. It’s run by publicly traded corporations so it’s not enough just to squeeze every possible dollar out of your customers, you have to keep ramping up the squeeze. Even once you’re bringing in billions and billions of pure profit with a product that everyone loves, you have an actual legal duty to your shareholders to make it worse in an effort to try to grow the profit even more

shits themselves dehydrated

You have a real way with words. Definitely stealing this one