Windows is like the corner prostitute: pay some money, usually get what you want although not the best, occasionally get some horrible disease
Linux is like the sweet SO: has its quirks but you love them for it. let’s you grow in your skills but that can be challenging at times. Surprises you in good and bad ways.
Edit: for grammar
Medicine too.
An instrument in my lab is running jdk 1_8_131…and this is a recent/newish piece of equipment.