Funny, because this is what I think when someone says lol. Just a blank, expressionless face whenever I send someone something funny. That, and lmao or rofl. I highly doubt anyone has ever resorted to rolling on the floor from laughing so hard at something sent in a text.

How is that remotely mildly infuriating? That is just regular infuriating. Start riots and pull out guillotines infuriating.

I lost them.

I wasn’t talking about looking for a cat.

Who do I have to kill to get someone that can and will do that for me again?

Gee, thanks. As if I didn’t feel bad enough about my life already./s