Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

I figured it wasn’t dyshidrosis, but after reading about your experience I am definitely giving it more consideration.

lol

Maybe… Can athlete’s foot last for longer than a year without spreading to a different part of the body?

Men should pour all their energy into their job, so they can earn money to support their family with. Men should not worry about spending enough time with their children, as working hard is the best way to show them that you care about them. Besides, being with children is what women are there for.

The result of this idea is that there are now a metric fuckton of movies about workaholic dads who don’t show up to their sons’ baseball games, only for contrived magical realism events to change their minds and convince them that family is more important.

floats, doubles, etc are decimallikes. object-oriented programming languages are c++likes. a string that is just the word “false” is a boollike. any language easier to learn than c++ is a pythonlike. any language harder to learn than c++ is a asmlike. don’t like it? then you’re a naglike. you don’t want to be known as a naglike, do you?

I guess you could say it was a smashing success

I’m just gonna say “death to _” about anything that mildly annoys me now

this is the bug equivalent of those memes about wolves becoming pugs

🤓

how is babby made how fish get prangnent

idk man, seems pretty straightforward to me

number 10 is Ringo

real

Why, what are you doing, carving your documents into a clay tablet with a reed?

Who’s the artist?

I gave my minotaur a topology lab. laboratory? labyrinth? could go either way with that one

game where what gender your character is is based on the difficulty level. Men are easy mode, because of male privilege. Women are medium, they start out with 25% less GP and have a debuff when traveling without a companion NPC at night. Nonbinary people are hard mode, some NPCs will perceive your character as “against the natural order” and attack them, but if they fail the “pronouns” skill check they get a disadvantage.

See, this is why egoism makes way more sense than objectivism as a selfishness-based philosophy.

steve jobs was going to add this feature right before he died of ligma