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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"
9·26 days agoWhen an API request fails, the seconds clock handle becomes red, and the time health management microservice sends an alert SMS to your phone once per second (scaled with the number of clients)
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"
15·26 days agoSeconds hand does not show seconds.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Long-time iOS user considering switch to Android - Need advice on $1000 flagshipsEnglish
6·1 month agoMy advice is to go to https://gsmarena.com/ and find a phone with 4nm octa-core chipset for $400. Who needs those four cameras, you’ll probably use those fisheye lens maybe three times in your phone’s lifetime. It’s better to buy a phone with some useful gimmick like 6000 mAh battery and have 1.5 day life on a single charge.
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Android@lemmy.world•Bringing Desktop Linux GUIs to Android: The Next Step in Graphical App Support | Linux JournalEnglish
2·2 months agoAndroid itself is fine, the problem is that you cannot modify it.
Non-Android Linux only sounds good in theory, in practice you’ll be doing phone calls from command line, and that’s not fun. Neither Ubuntu Phone nor Firefox mobile OS went anywhere, and Gnome right now has better touchscreen support than Ubuntu Phone ever had.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Qualcomm to Acquire Arduino—Accelerating Developers’ Access to its Leading Edge Computing and AIEnglish
10·2 months agoThey already have it, just not an IDE.
I believe most of Arduino libraries are open-source, so they can simply fork it.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Me waiting for the AI to close the tag for me
722·3 months agoYou don’t need to close it, your HTML will be rendered correctly anyway.
I’m surprised that Tic Tac Toe is even winnable. There is always a perfect strategy to force a draw.
Your laptop is a cash counter.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•"Rizz", "cooking" and "based" are going to be stereotypical old people words one day
71·3 months agoI consider ‘based’ an opposite of ‘sour’ or ‘acidic’. That is, being alkaline and having high pH is considered socially desirable. Mixing based and sour personalities will naturally produce salt, that is, dried tears.
Cooking is a term for any time-consuming chemical reaction, which happens to include food preparation.
I have no chemistry-related explanation for rizz. Something to do with sparks?
More like, take a bunch of screenshots of vibe coded website, and treat that as design document while rewriting the whole thing from scratch with clean architecture.
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science@lemmy.world•Novel hollow-core optical fiber transmits data 45% faster with record low lossEnglish
6·3 months agoBucatini
On Debian the
pythonis preinstalled.
Everything you do with
awk, you can do withpython, and it will also be readable.
Non-commercial usage restriction makes this license not FOSS compatible.
Additionally, ‘no mortal hand’ restriction is strange, it permits someone like medusa to modify the code while forbidding that to actual software engineers, and would a software engineer dictating code to a medusa be a breach of this clause? I’m not saying that long-lived organisms cannot obtain programming skills, but it is exceedingly rare.
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science@lemmy.world•Dicing an Onion, the Mathematically Optimal WayEnglish
5·4 months agoFor actual cooking, chop off the root part (it holds all the layers together), then perform two cuts to chop the onion in four equal pieces. Then press each quarter with your finger and it will separate into individual layers thin enough to fry in a pan.
You can even do it with two half-onions, but you’ll squish some layers when separating them, or you’ll spend too much time carefully separating them with a knife or a spoon.
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science@lemmy.world•Dicing an Onion, the Mathematically Optimal WayEnglish
1·4 months agoIs half-sphere close enough to die shape?





Recursively dumping all data from the server was always a
wgetthing, it will create a nice directory structure for you and will also convert links in webpages to point to your local file system.