BlueFootedPetey

Pretty sure the pot episode came out while I was in high school and smoking pot, which woulda been 2000 at least. Which, well still proves the point.

Still one of the best episodes ever. They call em fingers but I dont ever see them fing. O wait, there they go.

I feel like a monkey might have won a Tony before.

Ahhh, and here I thought the dumb name was just to make people feel better about eating an entire cake in one sitting. But you have an even better point

I hate bugs. Well, more so fear them irrationally, not hate.

But when I am enjoying the outdoors, I do much better with them. Thats their turf, I get it. I also expect them there.

But i see one inside at home or work or somewhere else, whew boy ima screech embarrassingly loud.

6 and 9 are in the right place, you are fine.

Whose?

Shes lump

Did she play Ferris Buellers older sister?

Makes think of that one famous American poet, real for famous for his first hit, but had a couple more.

Anyway this reminds of one of the couple more, iirc it was entitled “Put em on the glass!”

Cants can’t lie? Bullshit. What are they, aliens from a China Melville novel?

Seriously though, is that a thing?

Ummmm, so you got pets? Listen, if you are good then I am happy for you. Drugs or not. But if you have pets, then you are likely receiving what they mean by “affection”.

Cinnamnon vs sinnamon roll has me cracking up.

In ma dreams

Also these rolls much better with disagree. It will always be these to me.

Meanwhile I have my phone set to STOP charging at 80 percent. Thos I wish it did 85 and stop like my last one.

Cheese is my last resort

The adult reading level is not determined by what level most adults read at. The level most adults read at is the “mode”. (At least iirc, median vs mode vs mean always gets me)

The adult reading level is determined by academics and whatnot. Im not sure if its just one org, NAAL for example, or if multiple orgs exist with varying definitions of adult level reading. But yea, the level of literacy an adult is expected to have with proper help or education is what they are talking about.

Don’t get me wrong, you got the premise for a good joke or maybe even sitcom/movie tho.

Wait the beach boy?

He never looked like that.

As someone on vacation, with a fanny pack, I am offended.