Oh yeah that response REEKS of being written by an LLM

Where are you pulling your stats from?

If you’re in the USA then depending on your state … yes!

They broke stuff frequently and implemented half baked ideas that didn’t really go anywhere.

ME had the same problems as Vista and 8

By their end of life the next product was a good one because of the problems we went through with the half baked one.

ME brought us XP

Vista brought us 7

8 brought us 8.1

Is Graphene not still Android?

It’s like playing Russian roulette without spinning the chamber.

I’ve pulled the trigger 4 times already, I must just be lucky so let’s keep pulling that trigger!

I want a haunted hotel sim game now where you have to balance the haunting to haunt the maximum number of guests.

What is a stick but a toilet knife by another name

If you don’t do a sick yo-yo trick with your newborn when it’s born it’s considered a bad omen

Thank you for posting release release posts

Unfortunately Lemmy is rife with CSAM too, but the larger instances have done a pretty great job eliminating it.

Smaller instances still get dumped on sometimes.

Edit: actually it feels like it’s been a year or so since any CSAM spam events, so good job everyone

A single comma changes it all

My understanding is lizard people means “the Jews that control everything” to these groups

I think that’s still a permission, by default it’s “general area” but you can also allow more fine grained location data

This could also be a funny translation issue.

My bank sends a text message to me with the first code and a second code I enter.

They tell me the first code in a similar way so I can verify they sent it to me, then I enter the other code in the text.

That’s the joke it shoulda been

it’s just a cloud of noise that happens to resemble a rat with a big butt.

I’d like this on my tombstone

Lots of us raised in the 80s and 90s are riding the trauma wave of parents who were raised by people who lived through the depression and a world war or two.

You are not allowed to want things. You are not worth it. Everyone else is though.

Sound familiar?

In an alternate universe you wedge your iScan device into your butt cheeks so it maintains constant positive biometric contact with you as your token for authentication.

Your passcode plus biometric scan.