Nobody tell him

The fact that you don’t understand doesn’t mean I have an obligation to spoonfeed it to you

You mean the web, not the internet. And no, they’re not the only reason, they just help facilitate consumer protection in ways that happen to be mutually beneficial—not motivated by altruism. There are a lot of people who work a lot harder than the EU, often for free, who are much more responsible for the web and the internet itself being in a decent state and being worth caring about.

Lucky for me I don’t give a shit what the EU thinks

Imagine actually having Google Play Services on your phone. Unthinkable. I’ll be praying for you guys.

Yeah, you guys are always “just asking questions”, aren’t you? That’ll be all.

Musk deserves a long drop from a short rope. Aside from that, I’m a no sea lions allowed zone, so you’d best be on your way.

Counterpoint: Mass extinction is worth it if we can exterminate all arthropods

The initial Android Jellybean version of the blobmojis are the only emojis that have ever been good, before or since

Do you do anything besides serial shitposting of ragebait?

Discord? What, did nobody have an Xfire room? That doesn’t inspire confidence.

frontend will be closed source for a while

i.e. forever

Take your meds

You can get 32GB of laptop RAM for like $60 to $80 if you find sales, and even one 16GB stick would be an upgrade for you. Modern bloat is so bad that having 8 gigs of RAM is the equivalent of having 4 a few years ago.

We’re talking about actual web browsers here, not spyware that uses your device to run a botnet

Joe Kelly gets suspended for 8 games every time this is posted

I do the same thing in reverse, I live in Zee territory but I always pronounced the ZX Spectrum as Zed-Ex

Because the only thing that unites them is a desire to return to slavery

pay

Might be indie rock. I’ll never forget going to 4chan /mu/ and seeing a guy argue that music should be unpleasant and hard to listen to if you really care about it, because then your opinion on the “sonic experience” isn’t being compromised by pleasure, citing the godawful singer of Neutral Milk Hotel as enriching the band more than a good singer would have. Called Death Grips “entry-level” music for tweens before you’re ready to graduate to experimental non-melodic field recordings of harsh noise.