

People keep forgetting that these companies’ product is stock price, not whatever they’re advertising at any given moment.
Their “CEOs” have gotten sloppy because the grift has gotten so easy they naturally assume everyone is in on it. If everyone is in on the grift, there’s no need to lie about it.
Hi! Welcome to my video. In this video we will talk about what is in the title. Let’s talk a bit more about what I’m going to talk about in this video. I’ve had a long day, so let me sit down and drink a cup of coffee while I talk about what I’m going to talk about in this video. Oh look! My cat. My cat’s name is ‘succinct’. Get it? ‘succinct’. It means getting straight to the point. Anyway, be sure to Like, Subscribe, and Ring the Bell ™. Getting subscriptions really helps the channel. I mean, more than it helps other channels. I mean, a subscription to this channel helps this channel more than a subscription to another channel. So, just to make sure, we’re going to cover… [transcriptionist begins to doze here] So anyway, without further ado, let’s get right to it… after a word from our sponsor… [insert 3 minute ad here] Hey, thanks for watching up to this point. Thanks to my long-time subscribers and my Patreons. You can support me over at Patreon at Patreon.com. To thank my Patreons, I will now read their names… [whispering in the background] Huh? Oh, yeah. The title of this video. The title of this video is “What happened in my life today”. In reality, not much.
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