I admit it, that joke was low-hanging fruit.

LIDAR diodes > pineapple

Pon farr.

Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

Uh… is Vine still around? 😓

Kept you waiting, n’yan?

… or, we get lots and lots of 2D, sidescrolling, pixel-art games with anime tiddy cover art.

That sounds… BRISK.

Poseidon’s kiss fist

Puddin’ Tame.

endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

I mean, if your server is using samba to share: net use * \homeserver\share {password} /user: {username} /persistent: yes /savecreds

Might also be a good idea to stay away from CARmilla.

Making premarital sex illegal: He’s fine with that.

State-mandated couples: too far…?

“Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn’t mind when I go multi-user.”

Wait a minute… the truck in that photo has all its body panels still attached!

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

Oh, how I envy that day.