Nigeria, obviously

Prince Andrew:

Some people write their entire codebase within those parentheses.

^{me. I’m talking about me}

You forgot the cup hooks underneath, and the large drinking steins/tankards/catfood on top

In an ideal world, yes. In a locked down world where you have access only to 1/4 the codebase or your job is more ontology-focused, all you have access to might be the JSON. Leaving a comment or two about why a particular value or hierarchy is as it is is sometimes more clear than writing up a seperate README that no one will read

I’d have a few words with them, kick them right up their rear endian

They are useful metadata important to the longterm lifespan of the codebase

2:1 aspect ratio gang unite!

Not many people realise this, but Hanibal’s dad Hamilcar Barca had a lisp, and used his knowledge of abstract syntax trees and delayed execution to deforest parts of the Himalayas in order to let his elephant of a son through.

who’s Cher?

alias doasisay="su -u passwordlessrootaccount"  
alias satisfyme="echo Yes Master; doasisay"  

Or drink the pasta water for the nutrients

Goddamit Zoomers, when will you learn!

Calm down Takei

WHASSAT SONNYBOY? YOU WANT MY SOLDERING IRON?

A flashlight and a salad mixer

Yes, he quit youtube to do porn.

I think most people here would be take it at face value and warmly respond. For me, it’s definitely a trigger as it was when I started to wise up to the commercialization of Reddit, my own personal canary so to speak. I know your intent was good, but still - goddammit.

merci

There’s a nice short story I once read about how when people reach their 70s, they develop psychic powers and join a brotherhood/sisterhood of psychics consisting of every elderly person on the planet keeping the horrors of space at bay.

These horrors manifest as nightmares targeted at children, but the elderly fight the mental battles for them every night. The battles are hours long, mentally taxing, and the wounds manifest the next day as a slow crawl towards Dementia.

Anyway, this comic reminded me of that before I undestood the sex stuff