Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller
Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller
It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material
Y’all get your own way of talkin’
Yay!
and power grid
Fuck!
Also “appraised” and “apprised” are not homonyms, unless you pronounce them wrong.
My Texan ass has entered the chat
My premiums went up just looking at it!
Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch
But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?
You don’t have children, do you?
I’m not sure that person has ever seen a child
I’m sad you didn’t use my household’s name for the Papa: Poopy John’s
Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad
Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry
Approximately four and a half billion years ago, some rocks and shit became friends and hugged each other so tight that they created the earth.
After a few hundreds of millions of years, life appeared on earth.
Then, four-ish billion years later, Nyasasaurus was like, “roar y’all.”
And now there are birds. They’re like, “caw y’all,” and we’re all like, “yo, that’s a bird.” Then the lizards are like, “me too bro.”
The end.
I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike
So you’re saying Tony Lazuto uses Windows??? That bastard!
Oh God, don’t watch the etc porn! You’ll never be able to unsee it…
Is this how one becomes nonbinary?
Yeah, that’s more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM
We interviewed 10,000 babies and learned jack shit