Haha this was a great time for me to dump Google Photos for Jottacloud.

Your data will then be stored in Norway and it’s like 13$ for unlimited storage (with the caveat of bandwidth being throttled if you have more than 5TB).

But still, $13 for 5TB is a lot - and that jurisdiction? Hoo boy. My rights are safe, at least.

…okay, so invest in Chinese GPU companies? Invest in Chinese GPU companies.

You are not funny. Your parents are not funny. Your grand parents were not funny. In fact, you have a long standing ancestry of non funny bastards.

Three of these can be heard on sight.

Invest in metal stoves and big tents today!

Honestly, I can’t tell if it’s not an anime girl avatar anymore.

…is this some sort of joke my Nordic brain can’t understand? I need to go hug a councilman.

The prep work is one thing. The follow through is another. The motive though? That’s the key.

Dumb as I am, I have a Pixel… the good thing though? Graphene OS is an option.

Oh thank God.

This is precedent now. Wheeeeeeeee common law system.

You’re right…

…put NixOS on dat thang.

“Upgrade”? Every other option is a downgrade. Sue them for false advertisement.

They read that that book about manifesting what you want and ever since it’s been knives out.

Saying that the client is FOSS, but the server is proprietary, I like saying you have a chastity belt - with a ventilation hole in the back.

You finna get effed in the a.

I got my regular “off-brand taxi” habibi on standby. In case I need it, I send him a signal and he swoops by as I take a flying leap into his car and we scoot tf out of there in his hatchback.

exe malware: targets Wine

me: oh shi

I just listened to Linkin Park “Reanimation”…

… I’VE COME SO FAR TO LOOSE IT ALL~!

IN THE END~ IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER~!